Having sat back for a while and surveyed the last few months of Climategate, whitewashing, and pathetic lame excuses emanating from the Warmist Brigade, I have finally decided it’s time for no more Mr Nice Guy. So it’s time to get the snark going. From now on, if you’re a dirty hippie, lefty scientist, greedy politician trying to take advantage of the garbage being churned out by the aforementioned lefty scientists, or are still so brainwashed into the so-called Anthropogenic Global Warming religeon/hoax, that even when shown hard reality you still insist human-produced carbon dioxide is causing cataclysmic global warming, then I’m going to use snark and ridicule to shine some sunshine on your ridiculous cult. Let the games begin!

Catlin V2.0 shocked, SHOCKED! To see a bit of rain in the Arctic!

Oh noes! It rained for a full 3 minutes! In April! The Arctic is boiling away! Doom!

“It’s definitely a shocker … the general feeling within the polar community is that rainfall in the high Canadian Arctic in April is a freak event,” said Pen Hadow, the team’s expedition director.

Except for the inconvenient fact that rain does start to occur at Ellef Ringes Island in April. And you can get rain all the way through to the end of November.

Awkward.

“It is obviously quite worrying when you are camped out on ice. I felt distinctly nervous for a while because the consequences of getting wet here can be serious,” ice base manager Paul Ramsden said in a statement.

Yes because cold and wet equals hypothermia, dipstick.

Experts say the thick multiyear ice covering the Arctic Ocean has effectively vanished, which could make it easier to open up polar shipping routes. U.S. data shows the 2009 ice cover was the third-lowest on record, after 2007 and 2008.

Oh really? Let’s have a look at the inconvenient truth shall we?

The Arctic ice is still there.

The arctic ice is still there. Awkward. The whole article is full of failarity.

The expedition is sponsored by British insurer Catlin

And of course any Arctic research team sponsored by an insurance company which specialises in insurance against climate-related mishaps must be completely impartial. Of course!

It ain’t half hot here, Mum!

It just keeps getting hotter, and hotter. Poor Black Grouse… As the world apparently warms up, fish get FUGLY! EWW! The comments say it all. Al Gore comes to New York. So does the snow. Awkward. Global Warming. It’s white. And it’s cold.