Climate Fail Roundup – Friday 28th 2011
0Beginning what I hope will be a weekly roundup of climate catastrophy failarity, here’s a roundup of what caught my eye in the last week… (with thanks to the Daily Bayonet for the format idea 
)…
In this week’s review, ABC news claims it’s colder because it’s getting warmer, Hansen goes apeshit, a climate alarmist gets all hot and bothered over Mother Earth’s mountainous peaks, Trenberth goes apeshit, Grist is insane, other hippies go apeshit AND insane, the world isn’t as doomed as the doomsayers keep saying it is, and in blatant copying of the Daily Bayonet, I even present a Global Hottie 
Hoping the good ol’ DB won’t sue me
So let’s begin the failarity…
Part 1 – Media Epic Fails
ABC Blames Global Warming for Extreme Cold Temperatures and Snow – yes, really! Apparently, lefty post-modern science reckons that the hotter it gets, the colder it gets. Go figure…(Piers Corbyn, on this very subject has already declared “this is BULLSHIT” – see my earlier entry on this.)
Part 2 – Wacky Watermelons
Nasa employee and all round eco-hippy James Hansen shocks just about everyone and goes apeshit at fellow communists Democrat politicians over their failure to build nuclear power plants over the last decade or so. We await Democrats and outraged eco-tards “how very dare you!” response with baited breath.
Tom Nelson reports on another completely-unbiased-honest-guv’nor “climate scientist” Pieter Tans who, upon receiving the 2010 Roger Revelle Medal at the American Geophysical Union Fall Meeting in December 2010 had this to say;
As climate scientists we now find ourselves in the situation that our subject is widely understood to be so relevant to society that many powerful interest groups feel threatened. Thus, we are facing a well-organized and well-funded campaign attacking our science and our integrity, spreading confusion and disinformation. This is not surprising, as mitigating climate change goes to the core of our energy supply system and the broader economic system. Human-made climate change demonstrates that we cannot continue business as usual. Should we ignore the deliberate lies and manipulations we face and stick purely with the science, hoping that sound judgment and compassion will eventually prevail? We are scientists, but we are also citizens. It is our civic responsibility to redouble our efforts to convey to the public clearly the urgency and the essence of the climate change problem. The kind of world we leave to our children and grandchildren depends on it. It will have to be a world that has as one of its guiding principles a Sanskrit prayer that was used as a dedication in the above mentioned 1972 book: “Oh Mother Earth, ocean-girdled and mountain-breasted, pardon me for trampling on you.”
Projection, much?
As Tom Nelson points out;
He had me at “mountain-breasted”.
Cor blimey! Look at the pair on 'er!
Hot!
Dr Kevin Tenberth foamed at the mouth in spittle-flecked invective – well I imagine he did – at the American Meteorological Society 91st Annual Meeting in Seattle on Wednesday. WUWT reports Trenberth ;
- vigorously defended himself against the out-of-context slanderous claims from ClimateGate emails
It’s a travesty!
- cheerfully promoted the science of the IPCC regardless of silly errors [like the Himalayan Glaciers -- Telegraph Jan 27 news article]
You just keep on living in your little bubble of unreality, mate.
- threw Phil Jones under the bus for being naive about “keeping papers out”
Another one doing a Hansen?
- doubled-down on the denier vitriol
Keep it coming, Trenberth, keep it coming..
- trashed the media for insufficiently sympathetic and woefully inaccurate climate change coverage
What, the lefty mainstream media hasn’t been repeating the stupidity enough!?
- attributed a dozen recent extreme weather events to global warming including the Queensland flooding
You just keep on living in your little bubble of unreality, mate. Oh wait, I already said that.
- and finally suggested that the “null hypothesis” concerning AGW attribution be turned on its head.
And BEWM goes genuine science.
Trenberth also mentioned that AGW science should now try to change the attitudes of the non-believers, which nowadays is pretty much anyone not a government funded AGW scientist, give or take the odd hippy, lefty Useful Idiot, or “green” business, and wants a Campaign Name to go with it. Perhaps “10:10” might be suitable for the likes of him.
Grist Asks: Is Communist Dictatorship the Way to Go? : Answer: No it’s not. It would only make life worse for everyone. Seriously dudes? It’s not.
James Cameron’s Avatar Wiki Asks – Overpopulation: Should We Take Extreme Measures? : Answer: No, we shouldn’t. It would only make life worse for everyone. Seriously dudes? We shouldn’t.
Gro Harlem Brundtland, the UN Chair for the World Commission on Environment and Development, worries that population growth is a “ticking time bomb” and that “we may soon be facing a new famine on a scale dwarfing even Malthus’s most pessimistic predictions. : Hey! Waaidaminute!? Gro Harlem Brundtland has four children. Oh wait maybe he means this affects everyone else and not him. Nice.
Apparently, Humanity is a “Global Catastrophy”…
Hmmm, I see a common theme amongst the last few items there.. something to do with perhaps, saying that Ghengis Khan was the best thing to happen to the Earth at the time he reigned?
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Part 3 – Awkward Reality
1) Evil Earth-warming trace gas CO2:
“Himalayan glaciers are retreating and we’re all doomed!” said the warmist scientists. “ER NO THEY AREN’T” says Cold Reality (heh cwutididthar?) Apparently this bad news spells trouble for climate scientists.
“Greenland ice sheet is melting and we’re all doomed!” said the same group of scientists. “ER WAIT IT’S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD AT ALL” once again says cold reality. Hurrah! And published in the Grauniad of all places – bet that popped a few lefty reader’s heads.
Evil Global Warming trace gas CO2 causing many roof collapses and freezing temperatures at this time of year, killing and injuring people around the globe.
And that’s all I have time for on this occasion, hope you enjoyed reading. To round off, here’s a Global Hottie we can all relate to;
She’s breasted. By mountains. Mountains!
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